Has wire technology not advanced in the year 2010? – The wire the snitch is wearing is a big clunky lavalier mic. It’s funny because it sounds like Jerk Off. What kind of payroll does a 17-year-old have? Would it have killed him to just say, “Good idea”? Did we need all of that extra stuff to try to vainly establish his character’s street cred? (He has none– he got into Duke.) 4. When he sees his dad driving through seedy motels with strange men wearing wires, wouldn’t he understand? 3. Doesn’t he know his stepfather works for the FBI? 2. That’s why I keep ya on the payroll.” This raises so many questions. His response: “Ambush him on his grind? Yeah, I’m feelin’ you. – Brandon Jackson’s friend tells him to surprise his stepdad at work. – “DAAAAAMN!” count: 1 about 10 minutes in. – Sample dialogue for Brandon Jackson: “I ain’t goin’ to no lame college when I could be on the road makin’ money!!” – Sample dialogue for Brandon Jackson’s friends: “That’s some Nazi Germany shnizzle!!” (Author’s note: if I’ve misspelled shnizzle, please correct me.) Martin Lawrence finds him, unplugs one plug, and the booming speakers, mics, lights, etc. His name is Prodi-G (as if the new spelling would prevent him from getting sued by Mobb Deep). – We meet Brandon Jackson’s character, as he’s holding the world’s smallest public rap concert. – Wait a minute… MARTIN LAWRENCE’S CHARACTER FROM THE FIRST BIG MOMMA’S HOUSE ON WENT TO DUKE? Sample dialogue for Martin: “You realize I’m packin’, don’t ya? I could pop one in ya ass!!” Sample dialogue for Ken: “Tru dat, tru dat.” Martin Lawrence is chasing him in order to get his mail early. – Ken Jeong appears right at the beginning as a Chinese mailman.
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It’s an unbelievable, uncomfortable, and upsetting film, which tries desperately hard to be cool and relevant. Spoilers abound, but don’t worry– if you want the ending to Big Mommas preserved, you’re taking it more seriously than they did. Instead of trying to neatly summarize everything insane and awful about this film, I instead typed and fleshed out every note I took for your benefit. No worries– they barely keep continuity and logic in this film by itself, much less with the whole trilogy. After failing to see Big Momma’s House 2, I was enormously afraid I wouldn’t be able to jump right in and understand the events of Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son.